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• Drinking and Driving - don't be an &*#$ing jerk! - designate a driver, get a cab, take a damn bus, or walk!

• Social Behavior you will regret, i.e., Girls Gone Wild, Jackass, projectile vomiting, cow tipping, etc.;

• Hooking up/swapping fluids with someone you don't respect and/or want your friends to know about;

• Making lasting life decisions - including: marriage, major purchases, exposing secrets, having unsafe sex;

• Calling ex-girlfriends/boyfriends after midnight, apologizing for cheating on them, swearing that you love them, promising you will never do it again, and asking them to take you back, then crying, screaming, and threatening to harm their new boyfriend/girlfriend when they tell you to &*#$ off and die.

• etc.

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